santanadelrey:

sometimes i think about the fact that matt bomer likes penis and is gay and has gay sex and i just smile to myself and tap my fingers together like mr. burns from the simpsons and whisper “excellent”

jooleah:

wafflesandcalzones:

One letter, titled “If you weren’t my Parks employee,” was particularly incriminating.

#there is probably video of ben wyatt playing with a lightsaber as a child

(Source: youjustinspiredme)

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

Anonymous asked: Why do you write so much?

taweesha:

Because kidnapping people and forcing them to act out your interesting make-believe worlds is technically illegal.

thesoundofkurt:

There’s my favorite booty.

(Source: nerradcriss)

fuckyeahmcgosling:

(x)

thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me

(Source: colourlesscolours)